Old Guys

topic posted Sun, April 25, 2004 - 12:03 PM by  Abby
OK, tell me this. How is David Bowie STILL so fucking sexy. He still has integrity. He's likeable. He's gorgeous. He still have his voice. And he's still an icon! How does he do it? He's been on the talk show circuit this week, and DAYUM! He's so lovely, LOVELY!!
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    Sun, April 25, 2004 - 12:05 PM
    What? David Bowie isn't dead? I thought his bones turned to dust around the time that I was born. Sexy?!? Oy vey Abby, we seriously need to talk about your taste in men.
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      Sun, April 25, 2004 - 12:05 PM
      OMG! Are you mental? David Bowie not hot? You're nuts.
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        Sun, April 25, 2004 - 12:07 PM
        I guess he's just an anomoly...So many women want him, I think he's putrid.
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          Sun, April 25, 2004 - 12:10 PM
          You're on crack. Perhaps at your youthful age, you haven't had adequate exposure to the genius that is Bowie. I recommend further exploration!

          Is he too skinny for you? Too something else?
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            Sun, April 25, 2004 - 12:19 PM
            He's too skinny and too mutant looking for me.

            Do you by chance have a bic I can borrow? Mine just went out and the crack's wearing off.
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              Sun, April 25, 2004 - 12:23 PM
              I can't help it, but I kinda like skinny. What are you gonna do?!
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                Sun, April 25, 2004 - 12:26 PM
                Bic lighter...not razor ;), and I'm trying to melt this here crack rock...
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                  Sun, April 25, 2004 - 12:27 PM
                  here's my torch honey, you're gonna burn the crack with the bic.
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                    Sun, April 25, 2004 - 12:32 PM
                    what a good friend you are!
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              Sat, June 19, 2004 - 7:28 PM
              You just haven't had the right kind of Bowie Experience. You're probably a little too young to have caught the infatuation trail. I would be too young, but I got introduced very early. Oh those platforms he wore... I need a cold shower now.
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    Sun, April 25, 2004 - 12:05 PM
    Oh Oh OHHHH!! I thought of another one who is aging so, so well. Paul Newman!! SWOOOOON! I don't care if he's hawking salad dressing at 80 or in his lovely movies when he's younger or what. The man is HELLA sexy. AND, he loves his wife. Somebody hold me back!
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      Sun, April 25, 2004 - 12:06 PM
      Harrison Ford was aging really well at first, but now he kinda looks like a pug.

      Bruce Willis, also, started aging well, but he reminds me of my grampa now.
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    Sun, April 25, 2004 - 1:07 PM
    > He still has integrity.

    David Bowie is sexy as hell, but he lost his integrity some time ago.

    Paul Newman - oh yeah.

    Harrison Ford - Lost his groove when he got male menopause, dumped his wife and started going out with Callista Flockhart.

    Sean Connery - I find him much sexier now than as 007. I first got a crush on him when I saw him playing Agamemnon in "Time Bandits".

    Ian McKellan - Yes, he likes boys. So sue me. I have a history of falling for gay men.

    Patrick Stewart - I'm not a Trekkie, but he can be my captain.

    Michael York - Not aging well looks-wise, but his demonstrated sense of humor about himself is very sexy.
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      Sun, April 25, 2004 - 3:17 PM
      david bowie--used to, not so much anymore.

      paul newman--whew! uh-huh.

      ian mckellan--i adore this man. not really as "gandalf"...

      sean connery--better older than younger

      jack nicholson--it's that wicked smile, those eyebrows. i met him once and i do NOT get starstruck, but i seriously needed to change my underwear.
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        Sun, April 25, 2004 - 3:48 PM
        You know Sir Ian is gay, right? I mean, I totally agree with your assessment, but sometimes people wanna know that kinda of thing. So you can dream, but you will never have him!
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          Sun, April 25, 2004 - 5:17 PM
          they're celebrities. like it's ever gonna happen anyway, even though i do live in tinseltown. don't you ever crush out on a gay man?
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            Sun, April 25, 2004 - 5:20 PM
            Oh yeah. I crush on gay men. And trannie men (Eddie Izzard is a God, AND he's straight, too!). But some women aren't into crushing on men they know to be gay. Messes with them somehow.

            Yeah, good point, Thomas! Hee hee.

            Smoooochie 1. Everyone else 0.
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              Sun, April 25, 2004 - 5:23 PM
              yeah, i knew he's gay and i don't care. they don't call me a faghag fer nuthin'.
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                Sun, April 25, 2004 - 5:32 PM
                Tim Curry in Rocky Horror! Or now, doing anything (speaking of lovely old queens).
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                  Sun, April 25, 2004 - 5:35 PM
                  Hell, Tim Curry pickin' his nose. Tim Curry shoveling fertilizer, Tim Curry hitting himself on the head with a hammer.

                  It doesn't matter what Tim Curry's doing, it's always a good time for Curry.
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                    Sun, April 25, 2004 - 5:37 PM
                    ABSOLUTELY! Hubba hubba!
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                    Sun, April 25, 2004 - 5:41 PM
                    oh my!! was tim curry not the SEXIEST satanish being EVER in Legend??? whooo hoooo!
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                      Sun, April 25, 2004 - 5:42 PM
                      OMG. I even liked him in that weird Halloween movie. Anyone else see that? It was for kids. It was at a girl's school for witches or something. Very strange. But still sexy wexy!
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                        Sun, April 25, 2004 - 6:58 PM
                        I do believe he was also in the most recent prirate Muppet movie. Tim Curry and Muppets together - who could ask for anything more?
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                          Sat, May 1, 2004 - 9:40 PM
                          OMG! I just saw Bowie on Parkinson (it's a BBC talk show). MAN! I can't get enough of that man. Great voice, great personality, so charismatic, and SEXAY!!!

                          Shit. Am I destined to only ever be attracted to underweight British guys? This is not good!
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                            Sun, May 9, 2004 - 8:22 PM
                            > Am I destined to only ever be attracted to underweight British guys?


                            Hey, at least you were lucky enough to land one for a while. ;-)

                            I've never gotten the chance to give the slim British men a ride.
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                              Sun, May 9, 2004 - 9:37 PM
                              HAHA! Yeah. The 10 years with my ex was the lucky time. The others? Not so much!!
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                                Sun, May 9, 2004 - 10:22 PM
                                I seem to always get the Scandinavians. Curious.
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                                  Sun, May 9, 2004 - 10:36 PM
                                  Well, pass on your surplus. If I can just get one to fall for me, I can emigrate to a politically sane country. Och jag prata svenska ganska bra, så det är en plus!